Vintage SPAM

[ka jowct]

Assembled samples from the kind of SPAM I was receiving a few years ago:

Persuasion Refund: regarding last night

Read this before the monday open
Words are spelled about we offer lists,
Please do not come to the office today
Offices have been closed permanently
Typical House Worth are falling
Better Success, wiping rod
Better Life, well-fleeced;
Three young girls and Banga, Banga, the procurator
Is her boyfriend coping with the pain

We cure any disease!
Full of health? Then don't click!
Simmer the palladia, bedraggled forbear!
Wrestle seizure, assimilate spiritual,
Be richier, knot the pong!
Decrease appetite, regurgitation volunteer!
Bitwise blutwurst, hemophiliac tortoise
Raymond has a secret from your Vegas vacation
Virtual reality pasteurized, fundamentalist burrow,
Warmth polymorphic brings magic together spirit
Deeply satisfied and happy

Shame of sex? we can change it Tricia
Our store is your cureal!
All love enhancers in one portal!
Any med for your girl to be happy!
She wants a better sex? All you need's here!

I WANT YOU TO BE MY PARTNER

[$tevie]

And this concludes our study into the newest member of the New York School of poets.

[PeterB]

ka jowct wrote:
Simmer the palladia, bedraggled forbear!

KLAATU BARADA NIKTO!

[digby]

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Batty, his arms wide,
At the Tannhauser gate.

[mrbigstuff]

regurgitation volunteer


that is awesome.

[btfc]

"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Batty, his arms wide,
At the Tannhauser gate."



Shaka, when the walls fell.

[ka jowct]

btfc wrote:
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Batty, his arms wide,
At the Tannhauser gate."



Shaka, when the walls fell.

The writers who came up with the dialog for that episode must have been early connoisseurs of SPAM.