Topical joke for the Passover seder

[SteveG]

try this one at the seder:

"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been the Pharaoh."

[Speedy]

I like it!

[cbelt3]

miley-laughing001:

[Chakravartin]

"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been Moses."

'Cause he's fat and out of shape and would have stopped for a Roman pizza before the halfway mark.

[Speedy]

Chakravartin wrote:
"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been Moses."

'Cause he's fat and out of shape and would have stopped for a Roman pizza before the halfway mark.

And he would have needed a traffic study.

[Chakravartin]

Speedy wrote:
[quote=Chakravartin]
"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been Moses."

'Cause he's fat and out of shape and would have stopped for a Roman pizza before the halfway mark.

And he would have needed a traffic study.
And a cheeseburger.

[Spock]

Chakravartin wrote:
"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been Moses."

'Cause he's fat and out of shape and would have stopped for a Roman pizza before the halfway mark.

No, if Chris Christie had been Moses he would have stopped up the Red Sea on own and the Israelites would have walked over him high and dry.

[August West]

Chakravartin wrote:
"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been Moses."

'Cause he's fat and out of shape and would have stopped for a Roman pizza before the halfway mark.

Extra points for the Roman pizza reference!