Wimpy Culture - Hardee's is giving me the SCROOGIE!

[Blankity Blank]

OBVIOUSLY Hardee's corporate masters must hate me and are trying to screw me. Why else would they not let their Carl's Jr. counterpart sell this?



I mean that's the lynchpin of a whole menu. :biggrin:

Sourghdough Fried Bologna Sandwich
SIx Dollar Fried Bologna Sandwich
Jalapeño Six Dollar Fried Bologna Sandwich
Western Bacon Fried Bologna Sandwich
Teriyaki Fried Bologna Sandwich

It could turn into the new Fastfood Wars. The Ultimate Fired Bologna Sandwich, the Steakhouse XT Fried Bologna Sandwich, the Quarter Pound Fried Bologna Sandwich, and kneel before the majesty of the 5 x 5 Fried Bologna Sandwich.

I'll take two and extra mayo please.

And I'm not even going to bring up the fact that they're also holding out on the Smothered Country Potatoes too (Cubed fried popatoes with salt, pepper and smothered in sausage gravy topped with cheddar cheese.

It's unfair. They hate me. I'mma sue.

[NewtonMP2100]

....they gave me a wedgie...once....

[Doc]

Blankity Blank wrote:
OBVIOUSLY Hardee's corporate masters must hate me and are trying to screw me. Why else would they not let their Carl's Jr. counterpart sell this?

It's branding.

Carl's Jr. is their "great ingredients, great flavors" brand.

Hardees is the "eeew, gross, that stuff will kill you" brand.

[pRICE cUBE]

Needs more ketchup.

[Blankity Blank]

pRICE cUBE wrote:
Needs more ketchup.

Damn. Jalapeño Six Dollar Fried Bologna Sandwich...

... with Baconaise.

Hot damn.

Branding, schmanding. I'm an American consumer, and by god almighty I retain my right to view each and every failure by a company to cater to my each and every whim right down to to the letter as a personal affront fostered purely out of a personal dislike of me, my pursuit of happiness and my rights under the constitution as interpreted by me, and fully actionable in a court of law as directed by my counselor, Lazlo Toth, Esquire.

[TheCaber]

I had scrod there once. (I just love the past pluperfect form of that verb.)