02-26-2011, 07:26 PM
PeterB wrote:Is it better than finding out your mom had a cesarean a week early to go to a Lady Gaga concert?
"Because everyone wants to think about the day their parents had sex"
Is this for real? Palin et al. want to celebrate their birthdays from...
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02-26-2011, 07:26 PM
PeterB wrote:Is it better than finding out your mom had a cesarean a week early to go to a Lady Gaga concert?
02-26-2011, 07:44 PM
Here is another onion news. Let' see if I can add to the collective orgasm here.
If American workers are being denied their right to organize and collectively bargain when I’m in the White House, I will put on a comfortable pair of shoes myself, I’ll will walk on that picket line with you as President of the United States of America.
02-27-2011, 02:17 AM
I don't know WHEN I was conceived.. just where... because my mother explained that she and my dad returned from Brazil 'with me under her heart'... (1950's romantic imagery.. love ya, Mom).
I doubt rather strongly that *most* women actually know the exact day of conception. Mrs. cbelt3 and I were pretty hazy on which day any of our three were conceived.
02-27-2011, 04:14 AM
I wouldn't push this, Palin, or people will figure out your first kid was a bastard.
02-28-2011, 12:37 AM
probably left handed, too.
02-28-2011, 09:07 AM
That's the problem when you become satire in real life.
You can celebrate your birthday as your date of conception, or whenever you want, for that matter. Good luck convincing the bartender, though.
02-28-2011, 11:17 AM
Hey I may look 94 but take my word honey, I'm barely 83 and since they found those new chemicals I feel 72.
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