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What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me!
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How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
Ten tickles.
Why is no one friends with Dracula?
Because he's a pain in the neck.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look flushed.
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
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