Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols

[miK.]

Got a chuckle outta some of these...

Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols

10. O Holiday Tree

9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter

8. Frosty the Snowperson

7. Chestnuts roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for which I do have a permit)

6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlepersons

5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator

4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If office policy permits)

3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings

2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection

1. I'll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December

[lafinfil]

Happy Festivus !

[rgG]

I like #7.

[DaviDC.]

Politically Correct: the mistaken notion that a turd can be picked up by the clean end.

[incognegro]

DaviDC. wrote:
Politically Correct: the mistaken notion that a turd can be picked up by the clean end.

:eek2:

[simonm]

-->Two corrections required for these to be PC.

8) Frosty the Snowperchild

5) Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Huperchild Perpetrator