From the "Too much information" Department

[Thrift Store Scott]

Stephanie wrote:
I haven't seen the thong thing but the low, baggy pants & plaid undies have been in fashion around here longer than I care to think of.

I personally think proper punishment for such offenses should be mandatory use of suspenders. That would teach 'em.

Nah, you just sneak up behind the offenders, "pants" them (quickly pull down their pants to their ankles), then give them an "atomic wedgie" (grab the rear waistband of their underwear and raise it as high as you can reach parallel to their back, ideally lifting them completely off the ground in the process) before they can bend over to pull their pants up.