My Webmaster won $70 million in Powerball lottery

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mstudio wrote: I would want to tell.

As would most people, regardless of what they say.

Bob: "I'm not telling anybody."

Monday morning at work:

Stan: "Mornin' Bob! What's n.."

Bob: "I WON SEVENTY MILLION DOLLARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!"