OT: Penn State to renovate showers

[Uncle Wig]

Davester, you are right. Maybe this will fix it:

Uncle Wig wrote:
First, they should cut up the Paterno statue with welding torches and leave the pieces for the metal thieves.

Then, they should dig up Paterno's corpse and burn it in a dumpster. But not before they execute Sandusky and throw his fat, greasy carcass in there too, and make his wife watch.

Then they should divest Penn State of every last cent of value the football program represents, and distribute it among Sandusky's victims.