What instrument(s) do you play?

[cbelt3]

I've been told I play a mean kazoo, and can strum a ukelele well enough to make a couple of chords work. My parent's attempts to make me musical failed miserably. Five years of piano lessons and I never, ever, ever got my left hand to work independently of my right. Two years of Violin (in public school, remember when they did that ? ) and I never got past the "Who is murdering that cat !". My next attempt will be the guitar, but my right arm doesn't work well, and holding it properly is painful. Sad, too, because it's my late father's Martin 0018.