12-04-2013, 08:38 PM
"A suburban Atlanta police officer is recovering from injuries sustained while attempting to arrest a 35 year old mom during a school PTA meeting. In order to maintain self-control and not eat any of the bake sale items, Mrs. Jones had plugged her Emotion-sensing warning bra into the school's electrical outlet. The police department is still trying to determine how much power the 38D model had stolen, charges are pending."