Topical joke for the Passover seder

[Chakravartin]

Speedy wrote:
[quote=Chakravartin]
"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been Moses."

'Cause he's fat and out of shape and would have stopped for a Roman pizza before the halfway mark.

And he would have needed a traffic study.
And a cheeseburger.