Topical joke for the Passover seder

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Chakravartin wrote:
"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been Moses."

'Cause he's fat and out of shape and would have stopped for a Roman pizza before the halfway mark.

No, if Chris Christie had been Moses he would have stopped up the Red Sea on own and the Israelites would have walked over him high and dry.