05-10-2014, 12:16 AM
GGD wrote:
[quote=eustacetilley]
I blame coffee.
I blame Andy Rooney
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/a-pound-of-c...7-03-2003/
I remember both of those reports, which is why coffee.
A bit earlier, it was chocolate bars, but I didn't eat those. I didn't drink coffee either, but since I was the Graveshift Owl, it was my responsibility to have a fresh pot ready for the incoming dayshift staggerers.
Now before all this there were Hot Dogs. You all know about Hot Dogs. It's a problem that keeps people awake at nights, which was a good thing for me, since my job depended on staying awake at night:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read...-to-a-pack
My solution was to not buy four packs of hot dogs, while simultaneously not buying five packs of buns.
Eustace