Appropriate gift for next door neighbor

[Rick-o]

Paul F. wrote:
[quote=Speedy]
[quote=Octave Doctor]
I'd like to get a little something

She's single, pretty

And no, I'm not trying to date her.

Are you certain?

Give the gift that keeps on giving, offer to do chores, especially manly type outdoor things like shovel her driveway in the winter or trim her bushes.


Must. Resist.
Must.... Resist...
I have to say, that's where my mind went as soon as I read that.