Jared gets the Full Monty.

[Speedy]

wurm wrote:
In a brief statement to the court, Fogle says, "I owe a huge apology to the people who supported me and my positive messages the last 15 years," according to WISH-TV's Tim McNicholas.

Not that it would make him any less of a scum, but you'd think he might have mentioned his victims when he was apologizing.

Apologizing to the victims would mean acknowledging they were anything but a commodity.