01-18-2020, 01:02 AM
~ I wonder how the size of hail was described before the game of golf was invented!
~ If a grizzly bear had no teeth, would you call it a gummy bear?
~ If a sea gull lives by the sea, what type of gull lives by a bay?
~ If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer.
~ If you take your laptop for a run, you jog your memory.
~ If you think time heals everything, try sitting in a doctor's waiting room.
~ I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD. I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look and start cleaning.
~ Minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
~ My friend was cold, so I told her to go sit in the corner. Corners are always 90 degrees.
~ Nobody is perfect, until you fall in love with them.
Fred
~ If a grizzly bear had no teeth, would you call it a gummy bear?
~ If a sea gull lives by the sea, what type of gull lives by a bay?
~ If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer.
~ If you take your laptop for a run, you jog your memory.
~ If you think time heals everything, try sitting in a doctor's waiting room.
~ I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD. I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look and start cleaning.
~ Minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
~ My friend was cold, so I told her to go sit in the corner. Corners are always 90 degrees.
~ Nobody is perfect, until you fall in love with them.
Fred