12-23-2008, 02:35 AM
Got a chuckle outta some of these...
Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols
10. O Holiday Tree
9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter
8. Frosty the Snowperson
7. Chestnuts roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for which I do have a permit)
6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlepersons
5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator
4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If office policy permits)
3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings
2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection
1. I'll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December
Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols
10. O Holiday Tree
9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter
8. Frosty the Snowperson
7. Chestnuts roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for which I do have a permit)
6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlepersons
5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator
4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If office policy permits)
3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings
2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection
1. I'll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December