Happy Turkey Day From Sarah Palin

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Sorry, I have a pretty good idea where my meat comes from and I am too big a sissy to look.

This is why I never watch horror movies, or war movies, or movies like Fargo or Fatal Attraction etc.

I am famous for my very low Freak Out thresh-hold, I had terrible nightmares all night after watching Gladiator and got no sleep at all. I wanted to kill the friend who told me it was a good movie, she should have known better.