11-24-2008, 09:53 PM
Actually, Obama's birth certificate killed Vince Foster. He was examining it for Hillary Clinton when he accidentally gave himself a really nasty papercut. As he fumbled through his medicine cabinet to get some Neosporin, he accidentally knocked his handgun off the shelf. It fell, hit the sink and discharged, shooting him at close range. Injured, he left the appartment and stumbled towards the hospital to get treatment. You know the rest of the story, of course.