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[AlphaDog]

Since there are a couple of you who seem to have all the answers to the issue of obesity, perhaps you ought to contribute your broad bank of accumulated knowledge to the medical community. Current research they're doing indicates the issue is much more complex than a matter of a fork moving between a plate and a mouth.

I swear, some of you are so judgmental that I'm glad we meet up only on this forum; we'd probably kill each other if we tried to talk in person.