Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story

[DP]

I don't see any cars or any indication that there is one coming

All the others are running for their lives!

[hal]

DP wrote:
I don't see any cars or any indication that there is one coming

All the others are running for their lives!

maybe the seated guy has bad BO??

[Filliam H. Muffman]

[lost in space]

DP wrote:
He has to keep seated because the sign says so (even if a car is barreling out of control straight toward him)... Edit: Fill beat me to it!

Here's one from the 80s New Yorker I just laugh out loud too when I see it. Everyone else thinks I'm nuts:

I don't get this one.

[Rick-o]

[jdc]

[DP]

jdc wrote:

I don't get this one!

[tenders]

I have really low standards...none, actually...and don't find either of those cartoons funny.

But I'm glad somebody does.

[davemchine]

[max]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little sh1t on your knee."....