12-23-2009, 02:31 AM
I figure we'll have a mammoth disaster of some type or other in the next century or three, of our own making or natural, that will go a long way toward hitting the restart button. There will be small to medium sized pockets of 'Holy cr*ap! All that technology stuff must have caused this/didn't save us, it must be BAD JUJU!'.
But I suspect the majority of the remaining will be much more of the mindset of "Noooo... Where the frak is the frakking omninet??? How long till we can watch Survivor Death Race Project Top Chef Wives of American Idols again??? We've got to get this thing up and running again NOW. Somebody get on Yahoogling and find out what kind of trees we need to make Starbucks...'.
Temples will be raised to Martha Stewart and Norm Abraams*.
* Though videos of the One True Savior, Roy Underhill, will be what will really jump start our long trek back to In and Out Burgers dotting the nation's landscape.
But I suspect the majority of the remaining will be much more of the mindset of "Noooo... Where the frak is the frakking omninet??? How long till we can watch Survivor Death Race Project Top Chef Wives of American Idols again??? We've got to get this thing up and running again NOW. Somebody get on Yahoogling and find out what kind of trees we need to make Starbucks...'.
Temples will be raised to Martha Stewart and Norm Abraams*.
* Though videos of the One True Savior, Roy Underhill, will be what will really jump start our long trek back to In and Out Burgers dotting the nation's landscape.