Microsoft developing a 'smart' bra

[GGD]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/04/tech/innov...?hpt=hp_t2

What happens when it crashes?

[Lemon Drop]

"A suburban Atlanta police officer is recovering from injuries sustained while attempting to arrest a 35 year old mom during a school PTA meeting. In order to maintain self-control and not eat any of the bake sale items, Mrs. Jones had plugged her Emotion-sensing warning bra into the school's electrical outlet. The police department is still trying to determine how much power the 38D model had stolen, charges are pending."

[cbelt3]

miley-shocked003:

[Paul F.]

Maybe it turns blue when it crashes? ;-)

[Kate]

"First, we needed a form factor that would be comfortable when worn for long durations"

Obviously written by a man who had never worn a bra for long durations.

Kind of like mammograms. I still contend that if men had to put their balls in a mammogram machine, they'd figure out a better way pretty darn fast.

Kate

[GGD]

Like many Microsoft products, it probably sucks.

[Paul F.]

GGD wrote:
Like many Microsoft products, it probably sucks.

So it's a lactation aid? That's kinda cool...

[bazookaman]

GGD wrote:
Like many Microsoft products, it probably sucks.

While getting ready for work every morning I catch a few minutes of the Today show. They always seem to have some reason to use this giant Microsoft branded TV thing. And it NEVER works correctly.

[NewtonMP2100]

does it motorboat automatically.......???

[$tevie]

Kate wrote: I still contend that if men had to put their balls in a mammogram machine, they'd figure out a better way pretty darn fast.

(tu) :agree: (tu)