Today's MAGA Contest! Trump directs Energy Department to find 'different ways to utilize coal'

[Filliam H. Muffman]

Maybe someone will come up with a revolutionary use for coal ash, like using it as filler in The Impossible Burger.

[deckeda]

Nothing quite says, “America” like the Burger King Coal Burger.

[SteveG]

deckeda wrote:
It’s just too bad that mere energy extraction is the historical value coal has had. Such short-sightedness!

- paperweights
- “conversation starters”
- art supplies!
- random and arcane religious symbol of supreme significance

That’s enough to put those miners back to work!

Trump fan favorite: Stoning Sinners and Non Hetero-Sexual people

[davester]

cbelt3 wrote:
Christmas Gifts to WH staff come to mind.

:ftw:

[GGD]

Snow Man Eyes

[Acer]

Let the free market decide for thee, renewables, but not for me, coal.

[Bill in NC]

Unless things have changed S. Africa gets most of its liquid fuels from coal, a leftover of apartheid-era sanctions.

Oh yeah, massively huge CO2 emissions...