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Randy Johnson's Home defense
https://www.sbnation.com/secret-base/222...-ownership
His method of self-defense is keeping a bag of baseballs next to his bed so he can bean intruders. Johnson even recommends that any would-be home invaders wear batting helmets, which is a hilarious image.
Let's not let the other content in the story move this to the other side and appreciate this unique method of home defense.
Previous discussion about pepper gel that can shoot up to 25 feet as home defense
https://forums.macresource.com/read.php?...sg-2568976
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will he sign it for you after the trial?
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I'd hate to be beaned by the Big Unit.
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First one is a baseball "warning shot"...
Second one, a steel ball bearing the same weight?
Even if he misses, and punches a hole in the drywall next to the intruder, it may make him reevaluate his choice of homes to invade...
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Could be very deadly if hit in the right or wrong spot.
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macphanatic wrote:
Could be very deadly if hit in the right or wrong spot.
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datbeme wrote:
No chance of John Kruk breaking in.

When you get fooled so badly that you pretend to be a helicopter.