I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning!. . .man charged after passing gas toward cop. . .

[NewtonMP2100]

. . .hmmm. . .


Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop

. . .As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said. . .


ODOR in the court. . .

[graylocks]

so was the charge assault with a deadly fart or excessive use of fart?

[threeprong]

it was a "no passing zone".

[jardster]

I fart in your general direction.

[kap]

:gears:

[trisho.]

I hate useless cop complaints.

[graylocks]

trisho. wrote:
I hate useless cop complaints.

:agree:you'd think aggravated flatulence would be the least of their concerns on any given day.

[Marc Anthony]

When you deny someone the inherent human right of using the bathroom, ye reaps the repercussions.

[mrbigstuff]

Marc Anthony wrote:
When you deny someone the inherent human right of using the bathroom, ye reaps the repercussions.

hee hee hee...!

i'm even tempted to use a smiley here - but i'll restrain myself (ppppphhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt)

[wurm]

2 points to Newt for "Odor in the court". That was great.