Woman with 30" fingernails survives crash but loses nails

[blooz]

I'd think someone would want extra life and accident insurance before getting into bed with her.

[MacArtist]

At least now she can probably wipe her own arse.

[Mike Sellers]

The cause of the accident was still under investigation Thursday.

I'm guessing she was telling the driver to turn left.

[pRICE cUBE]

If I can get a hold of the nails, I will offer them up on free item Monday.

[Rick-o]

pRICE cUBE wrote:
If I can get a hold of the nails, I will offer them up on free item Monday.

Could we make soup from them?

[jdc]

should of had her seat belt on -- she was "ejected" from the SUV

[pRICE cUBE]

jdc wrote:
should of had her seat belt on -- she was "ejected" from the SUV

It is my theory as an amateur physicist that the nails somehow created a protective shell around her. That is why she is still alive.

Rick-o wrote:
[quote=pRICE cUBE]
If I can get a hold of the nails, I will offer them up on free item Monday.

Could we make soup from them?
What you do with it is your business, I won't pass judgement on your crazy whack job decisions :-)

[Paul F.]

Natural roll-cage.... I think you're on to something!

[laarree]

Watch her describe how she does some common activities to Ellen Degeneres:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdRtrWCv_h0
Hilarious!