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I hunted him down... and I KILLED HIM!
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I stirred from sleep last night realizing that my arm was itching... badly! It was exposed to the air unlike the rest of me. 'that can't be a mosquito... it's September'. Then I hear that little buzz in my ear and try the 'one hand clapping' technique of killing the sucker - didn't work (never does).

Threw the covers off, sat up, turned on the light and saw that my arm had one big bite and lots of little nibbles. I grabbed my Benadryl gel to sooth it and then went hunting.

I looked around on the ceiling, on the walls and I spotted him. Or, I spotted A mosquito. Grabbed something to swat him and smashed him. In the smear on the wall was a tiny bit of red.

Yep... I got him. I was a little embarrassed at how satisfying it was. Went back to sleep and slept GREAT.
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Her
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ONnE4VIzum8
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#4
Hal,

At least it wasn't one of these:



WARNING! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. I REPEAT. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.

ROBERT
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#5
Yep... I got him. I was a little embarrassed at how satisfying it was.
Went back to sleep and slept GREAT.


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#6
......no flies.....on you......
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NewtonMP2100 wrote:
......no flies.....on you......

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fb-PvR0h7jY
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freeradical wrote:
Her

no gender discrimination please.
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#9
space-time wrote:
[quote=freeradical]
Her

no gender discrimination please.
It’s not gender discrimination — only female mosquitos bite humans.
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#10
.....she bop....he bop.....a.....we bop.....
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